ASRAMA ku ASRAMA mu jua. up for it babeh?

i am working today. and i thought it was going to be a *pfft day but alhamdulillah everything turned out good. 

today we have to conduct an interview for F1 students who applied for SABDA. my pair was Mr. Moharni. i thought he was going to be scary, but it turned out to be he's the one yang softer and lovable compared to me. pelik. baik je dia cakap, while i was garang siap beliak-beliak mata lagi. poor them. (who got my room)

i started with asking "please introduce yourself." dua tiga orang asked me back "nak jawab dalam BM ke BI?", dua tiga orang terus answered back in BM. quite number yang paham soalan iaitu menjawab semula dalam BI dan seorang dari sekolah tuuuut jawab "tak paham." and i was like WHAT?? OMG mcm mana kau dapat 5 A, sayang?

next is "macam mana tau tentang SABDA?" and the answers were kind of cool - cikgu bagitau, internet, kawan-kawan. tapi ada satu yang paling menarik - sekolah ni paling bagus dalam daerah ni sebab tu saya tau. woooho. i was proud sekejap. tak sangka people NOTICE the victory of this school kan. 

next. "kenapa pilih SABDA bukan SEMESTI?" and the answers were a bit erkk... some answered - "sekolah ni nampak best" (urgh, do you know that you are judging the book by its cover, hunny?). ade yg jawab "kakak/abang saya kat sana so saya nak try kat sini" (try? this is not a trial and error kot!) and satu yang paling takleh blah - "because the qualification of SEMESTI is higher than this school." WHAT? maybe dia yakin yang dia SURELY will get into this school kot. ok ok whatever. lepas habis interview me and Mr. Moharni were giggling even though we felt a bit offended. whatever la macha...

other questions were problem solving. and i got ALL cliche answers. by the way nak buat macam mana kan? baru darjah 6. KBKK tak berapa berkembang sangat. i was looking for an extraordinary answers but seems my search tak dapat goal yg tepat. takpelah. 

sayang sekolah ni. korang tak sayang lantak korang la.

i don't know. i hope to see a face yang betul2 enthusiast nak enroll in SBP but they look sooo timid. macam tak yakin yang whatever happen here they must stay and survive in this school. i don't want to choose a bunch of people yang finally will opt out from this school just because they cannot handle conflict. tapi ntah la. ade yang tak minat pun. came because the parents asked to. oh come on. these kind of people won't survive here. 

i wonder what people expect before they made a decision to enter a school. semua orang akan jawab nak jadi cemerlang. tapi yang dok ada ni cukup cemerlang ke. and the way to cemerlang won't be easy. i wonder will they ever be strong to be the one yang still standing?

gambar hiasan semata mata

hidup di asrama penuh mahupun maktab rendah sains bukan mudah. not everyone is ready for that, no matter how good they are in academic. well, life won't linger around academic je. you need soft skills. kalau ade soft skills tu then only it will develop a strong mental and heart than you can be the survivor. and we teachers cannot teach soft skills to you. it is your experience and previous life that will give you that. it is how and what you have been brought up by your parents and surrounding. how could we teach you all that?

hm... you decide your life. nak jadi apa jadilah. but be appropriate. kalau kita pelajar sekolah, jadi pelajar sekolah. kalau kita ketua rumah then behave like a ketua rumah. yes, all of us ade jiwa remaja. but it is all beyond our control kan... embrace your teenage souls appropriately and nobody will stop you. somehow, you might think kenapa lah semua orang tak paham kehendak korang sekarang? kenapalah kalau korang je takde yang baik semua buruk. sebab perkara yang buruk tu berlaku and people cannot stop from judging and talking about it. kita ni manusia ade mulut dan akal mestilah kita nampak sesuatu, kita pikir tentang sesuatu itu dan kita akan bercakap. kalu baik, baik lah. kalau buruk, buruk lah. 

and my principle, if i didn't do anything bad, why should i bother if people are talking bad about me? yang selalu sakit hati tu is because we do, we do it sikit je but people see us as a big bandit. pastu tension je semedang. cuba kalau kita tak buat. who cares about you? hidup pun aman je.

contoh : si X budak junior syok kat abang A, budak senior. fine fine jiwa muda memang biasa mcm tu. but if X asik ulang alik depan kelas A dan perbuatan itu dilihat oleh kakak G yang secara kebetulannya juga meminati abaang yang sama, kakak G mesti akan rasa "pehal budak ni gedik sangat?" tiba-tiba si abang A plak syok kat adik X pastu couple, kakak G sure menyirap pastu balik dorm mesti kutuk X kat member-member dorm dia. jadi bergantanglah bad talking ni. pastu pulak si A dan X ni dah syok bercinta sampai sehari tak jumpe leh mati wooo! so dating la tepi toilet, kat library, belakang kantin dan segala tempat yang rasa-rasa mcm line clear, nak mengubati rinduu. lalu pulak cikgu Z, nampak plak pigeon two one jolly ni baik punye bercinta. cikgu Z ni macam indifferent tapi dalam hati dia paling paling tak pun akan cakap "tolonglah. cinta monyet yang menggelikan lagi murah."  fine fine. takpelah kantoi ngan cikgu sporting apede hal? lalu pulak cikgu D yang merupakan seorang warden. dan cikgu D menghadiahkan satu pelempang baik punyerr sekali ngan package maki hamun yang extra hot and spicy. menyirap je X dan A. maki dan sumpah seranah cikgu D, pastu bandingkan nape cikgu D lebih sudu dari kuah sedangkan cikgu Z cool je. menyampah lah cikgu D poyo! balik dorm si A dan X sambung kutuk cikgu D poyo dan melancarkan kempen anti cikgu D. kawan-kawan pun join lah sebab rasa cam poyo je cikgu D ni tak paham jiwa remaja and cikgu D ni berhati purbakala. berbakul-bakul dok kutuk cikgu D. dalam kelas dia belajar tak paham. nape lah cikgu D ajar tak paham? cikgu D ni tak  pandai mengajar. baik tido je dalam kelas dia. menyampah la, nak tukar kelas la. cikgu D plak dapat sense yang mengatakan bebudak nyampah ngan dia so dia pun bukak cerita kat kantin pasal budak-budak tido dalam kelas dan pasal budak-budak couple ni. cikgu lain pun menggeleng-geleng kepala dan seterusnya open table pasal budak-budak yang ada kena mengena dengan diaorang puulak seperti J, W dan S yang bawak handphone ke sekolah, biadap dan sebagainya. and the cycle goes on. sebab kita manusia kan. kalau kita batu kan senang.

ce bayangkan kalau tiada cerita ini. pasti ada cerita lain yang lebih baik kan? atau lebih buruk. tapi mungkin ke berlaku si sekolah sains dan maktab rendah sains? probability nya kurang la. 

cerita di atas cuma analogi. tak perlu terasa jika tiada kena mengena dengan anda. saya juga dari sekolah berasrama. cerita ini mungkin diadaptasi dari kisah di MRSM Kuala Berang. so who eat chili they will feel hot. babai!